Who Watches The Watchmen?

It turns out that Echelon, the secret eavesdropping spy network, does exist after all. Billions of pounds spent on listening to people chat about their day at work and what they’ll have for dinner – not a waste of money at all! It strikes me that the global elite are just a bunch of old gossips at heart, like a sewing circle, but with nuclear weapons instead of cups of tea. Of course, like any good gossip, the US and UK governments denied the existence of the whacking great golf ball like radio towers that comprise Echelon – but the loud-mouthed Aussies came out and admitted everything… good on ya!